1- Buy hazmat suit. Run around claiming that a new disease is being transferred airborne. 2- Hire private investigators. Get them to follow each other around. 3- Buy bag of plastic rings. Put one in every woman's drink on valentines day. 4- Ask a random passerby what year it is. When they respond, run around like a lunatic shouting " It worked!" 5- Watch a scary movie at the theater. When something scary pops up throw bag of popcorn into the air. 6- Use friend's computer to watch porn. Leave the screen open for their girlfriend/wife to find it. 7- Give a random child a wad of cash and tell them they you're their real parent. 8- Claim t